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...Things You Never Want To Hear Kids Say (Again)

While playing video games with my 3 yr old son:

"Mom?"

"Yes son?"

"I like your butt."

"Uh...really."

"Yeah...when it's moving...in your pants."

Talk about your weird conversation! I think it's probably just because that's his eye level...kinda made me laugh.

At a local VBS this morning said by my 5 yr old daughter.

Speaker: "And if you accept Jesus in your heart, when you die you will go to heaven."

Ruth stands up in the front row and happily shouts, "Then I want to DIE TODAY!!!"

Oh, my kids.